tomfeltonsexual

Someone who is extremely attracted to Tom Felton and his amazing hairs

Lucy: I’m tomfeltonsexual
Harry: Really?! Me too!

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Toff

To old for facebook

''Mum, you are way toff'

by Pinkpoodles77 November 10, 2015

Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019

wank toffee

1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay

wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee

by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007

toff

A derogatory term for the Welsh, as used by the English.

What are all those fucking toffs doing on our side of the border?

by lia March 29, 2005

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009