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tired

What you probably are if you're on here too much.
Hey if you're tired of this website, you're welcome to do something else.
by TravisRexFord March 4, 2009
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tire-biter

A chick who goes out with a guy ONLY for the benefit of his nice vehicle; usually a nice shiny jacked-up 4X4 truck with oversized tires, or even a hot sports car. Hence the name, "tire-biter."

Conversely, it CAN refer to a guy who goes with a girl solely for HER nice wheels.
That gal is a total tire-biter, she only wants him for his truck.
by Koby Fish May 31, 2004
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im just tired

This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. generally used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or when one is on the nods. I believe the unspoken strategy of people using this excuse is that if enough addicts us it while showing symptoms similar to drowsiness, they'll fool everyone.

Wether or not this excuse works, depends on the experience of the accuser with addicts, drunks, etc. This probably won't work with a cop. It may work with a shelter worker, depending on how naive they are. It probably will work on your parents, providing it's late, and they're chumps.
cop: "So, have you been using tonight?"
addict:"No sir, I'm just tired is all...l"
cop:"hand's behind your back."

shelter worker #1 (me): "Your fucked up go to detox. Stop nodding off in my lobby."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #1 (me):"get up, get out! get up, get out!"

shelter worker #2: "Umm, excuse me sir, I think you might be under the influence of some sort of drug, are you 'high' sir? because if you are, i'd have to ask you to leave..."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, let's get you to bed right away... oh, you'd like to use the washroom for 20 mineuts? of course, go right ahead."
addict: "mwehh... thank yuhhhhh.. *underbreath* chump..."

parent "little johnny, are you on the 'dope' right now? you can tell me, i'm your friend..."
little addict johnny: "No! I'm just tired! Gosh, why dont you let me be!"
parent: "I'm sorry snookems."
by -30- May 15, 2005
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tired

when youre just fucking done. and a lil sleepy too.
Dude,im tired. You know the kind a nap wont help.
by keoshajesiankei April 27, 2009
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Tired high

When you've been up for too long and you lose your shit, consists of long periods of uncontrollable laughter. Followed by gasps for breath.
(3:00 A.M.)
>Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH..... (two minutes later)
>Minh: What's wrong with you!?
>Kevin: Nothing, I'm just tired high man
by SadWhaleDeepInOcean August 5, 2012
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tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.
"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."
by Stevie June 22, 2004
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Canadian Tire

A franchised store from Canada that sells everything from automotive parts to Christmas trees.
I'm going to go buy some more motor oil at Canadian Tire
by Xelopheris February 3, 2005
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