1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.
2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.
2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009
Get the Muff Tapmug. when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.
Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!
by mangina4 January 12, 2011
Get the Duck tapmug. Seattle's 106.1 Kiss FM has a phone tap every morning by its DJ, Jubal who calls anyone per a listeners request to creep them out.
by thediziedork March 3, 2010
Get the phone tapmug. To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.
I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).
by Chris December 27, 2003
Get the ball tapmug. That dumbass got into an accident because he was tapping off instead of keeping his eyes on the road.
by porchteq October 28, 2009
Get the tapping offmug. by Angry Stockholder August 21, 2019
Get the foot tappingmug. Smacking a friend's forehead or "melon" whenever they do and/or say something dumb, stupid, or silly.
Silly friend: "Can I like, hairspray my face, you know, so like my makeup will stay?"
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-
Sane friend: -melon taps silly friend-
by MZ! January 8, 2009
Get the melon tapmug.