Kawaii Simp

Me.

“My Urban dictionary user is ‘Kawaii Simp’”

by Kawaii Simp June 8, 2021

zoehange.simp

The best mutual! He’s super cool and funny. And never misses 🙄

“Hey who’s TikTok are you looking at?”
“Oh just zoehange.simp the coolest mutual”

by Hange lover June 29, 2021

Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.

Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.

by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020

Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.

"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

Harry Potter Simp

A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.

Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.

by Isimpforharrypotter January 1, 2021

Simpathy

Love and ebucks an e-thot gets from her simps.

Thanks for subscribing to my onlyfan. your simpathy means a lot.

by karvotex99 March 29, 2020