A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
by W@llis February 4, 2018
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The stiffs hang around the fruit market trying to pick up a few bucks by helping load trucks.
The stiff sat reeking in a pool of his own piss.
The stiff sat reeking in a pool of his own piss.
by Lance Rumbunto June 5, 2018
Get the Stiff mug.When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.
Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”
Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018
Get the Stiff Wicket mug.Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.
Not to be confused with stiffocated.
Not to be confused with stiffocated.
She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.
by Cavedog September 6, 2019
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