Alabama Squeezebox

Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.

"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"

"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"

by Serequel October 12, 2011

Squeaker

A child on XBox Live approximately 7-12 yrs old, who has a vocal pitch which is not only annoying, but painful to all who have to endure it.

I hate it when Dave's little brother gets on his XBOX. That little fucker pisses me off. I'm not going to let Dave join our parties anymore if that squeaker signs on as him one more time.

by Lexicon-Nerd July 30, 2011

pig squealing

A term used in metal,hardcore,and grind core music a lot, done vocally and sounds like a pig squealing. Sometimes bands will incorporate it into words.

Did you hear at midnights dawning pig squealing at the show last night? It was intense.

by Tom Lambert October 25, 2006

squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

squazzles

To suck someone's penis

She gave squazzles to me yesterday.
Get on your knees bitch, give squazzles quick fast.

by benji c July 10, 2006

squeeze-box

Traditionally refers to an accordian, but if you don't know what an accordian is you can use the word to describe some really good pussy.

1. Weird Al Yankovic is a proficient squeeze-box player.
2. Damn, son. Amanda's pussy almost broke my dick off last night. She has one hell of a squeeze-box.

by StarCaptain April 4, 2009

squealing racoon

when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise

connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009