Definitions by 13@M13@M

squealing racoon 

when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise

connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."

squealing racoon by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009

piÑata pumper 

when your fucking a girl in her vagina and right when she is about to have an orgasm you stick candy in vagina and u push it in with your dick!!!!

bambam..." dude i gave my gf the piÑata pumper and she loved it!!!"

connor..." i still like the squealing racoon better..."

bambam..." fuck off connor so fucking nasty..."

piÑata pumper by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009