Spatkey

1) a geek version of Atkey

2) a loser that says things like "lets get smashed"

3) vomits whenever they drink

hey Spatkey, you are a geek!!!

by Andrew Hovey May 19, 2008

[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

spaterz

Good bye

Hey i'm takin' off. Spaterz!

by cynistersix August 3, 2009

Spatlet

A throat gland filled with a mucus like substance, sometimes commonly mistaken as living organisms such as worms or other pests.

I have to get my spatlet surgically removed from my throat today. Tests came back positive and it is filled with worms.

by webmdmaster1 April 12, 2010

Spat Drool

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and after he cums she smiles and it runs out the sides of her mouth.

Sally had so much Spat Drool she looked like the joker.

by shadowfrank October 20, 2010

Spat Routine

A routinely way of speaking. Talking about the same bull-- everyday. A way of speaking that may/will annoy anyone to tears.

I hate that guy! He has a spat routine that bores the living hell out of me!

by Malikana June 3, 2011

spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.

"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"

by cbfaucher October 13, 2011