smorgusporn

A vast variety of pornography.

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.

by Damiano75 March 1, 2008

Jamesburg Smorgasbord

This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from

we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.

by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008

Smogged

To be extremely high from smoking a lot of marijuana.

"Gabe got smogged from the dank kush that Ian and Anna sold him"

by Mr. Fishyyy February 16, 2015

smorgy

When two mexicans (graham crackers), a caucasian (marshmallow), and black (chocolate) have an orgy.

BOB: yo ron!! what did you do last night?!
RON: had a smorgy!!!
BOB: with those two spics living in the storage next to you and that porch monkey down the road?
RON: yeahhhhh, getting me some mexican pussy!
BOB: gotta love those loose fish tacos!

by rawrawrawrah December 31, 2008

Smodge

To eat food very noisily with mouth open (usually done unknowing by old people and toddlers).

"Stop smodging granddad, you are putting me off my dinner!"

"To smodge or not to smodge? That is the question!"

by xeerotee August 15, 2010

smorgledorf

An ass goblin that can be a charcter from Lord of the Rings

That was so smorgledorf of you, you little ass goblin

by Shmo April 18, 2003

Shorgasm

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009