Sloppy Tequila

When one ejaculates into a shot glass after already intoxicated. Your drunk friend proceeds to drink it and throws up immediately upon consumption.

Bill was being such a dick so we gave him a sloppy tequila and he puked on this one bitch

by jklc56 January 20, 2011

sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.

I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!

by Teddy Hancock August 2, 2008

Sloppy dragger

When your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob, and she says its 'OK' to cum in her mouth, but not on her face...then once you finish in her mouth, you pull it from her mouth and smear it all over her face. Like a fleshy paintbrush.

I pulled a sloppy dragger on my girlfriend and got it in her eye.

by TonyNYadman February 2, 2010

Sloppy Moe

Having anal sex with a guy/girl after they have just taken a shit. You then proceed to stick your shit-filled cock inside your partner's mouth, in which he/she must swish your cock around like mouthwash.

Dammm yo, my girl took a nasty ass shit last night and I was like damm girl imma give you a sloppy moe.

by Moe Pimpz January 8, 2009

Sloppie Joe

Get your dick sucked by a toothless prostitute.

Yulanda gives Sloppie Joe's for 5 cents.

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003

Sloppy Hurk

When you deep throat a cock so hard you puke and then use it as lube

Chris gave mike a Sloppy Hurk for his birthday

by El mucho ding dong June 23, 2016

Sloppy Hein

The act of climaxing with your pants on and having your member stuck to your leg by the dried splooge.

Jordan: Man that girl was so hot that I came in my pants and now I have a sloppy Hein.

by J Froms August 27, 2012