Heavily Salted

Adjective:
Being incredibly salty or irritated about sucking at a game or activity. This is different from your average brand of saltiness as the salted person will begin to get violent.

You: "Hey, why is Bob kicking that chair?"
Some plebe within earshot: "He got rekt in smash bros.,"
You: "Ahh, I knew he seemed heavily salted."

by Mr Jag October 2, 2016

Jarrod Slater

A very low person with an extremely small penis that can't accept the fact that nobody likes them. He is also the person that generally most people hate, no one likes Jarrod!

Jarrod Slater. the guy nobody likes

by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020

Slater

A combination of the terms "See you later"

- but, you are adding the Saved by the Bell flavor to your dialogue

"Hey guys, I can't hang out tonight my girlfriend is making me stay in with her."

"Alright man, slater."

by NastyNate86 November 24, 2009

slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...

Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!

by Mike May 13, 2005

slater

1. to grab 2 beers, employ the aircraft's emergency slide, slide down, run to your vehicle, drive home and have sex with your partner.
2. to enjoy the maximum satisfaction while quitting your job.

I pulled a slater the other day and told my boss to fuck off.

by mcthorogood August 12, 2010

Salted

an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.

Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school

by Jawayne September 10, 2003

salted

To be high on bath salts

"Bro, I'm so salted right now"

Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"

Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"

by l33tl0rd April 24, 2014