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When a male ejaculates on your face then rubs it in
I just skeezed you kid
Skeezed by TheCoochieBoy January 19, 2021

sammy skeezers 

A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.
Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.
sammy skeezers by scott justice October 12, 2010

skeeter twig 

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.
1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
skeeter twig by JBOXED March 19, 2009

Skeezart 

A Skeezart is a female that usually has skankish tendenses. Usually girl that are easy to get with.
R: I just started talking to this girl and she about to let me hit.
P: Damn son that girl must be a Skeezart.

Skeezart by Scrilla Fam March 27, 2009

Skeeter skeet 

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

shkeezed 

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.
Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"
shkeezed by JJKamp February 7, 2019