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Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video
"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"
by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010
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Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.
Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.
by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010
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schmoop

To give blowjobs to random people in bars and on the street.
My friends and I had a schmoop party downtown last week.
by brcu May 28, 2010
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Shmoogle

Shmoogle is an alternate word for Cigarette, or smoke...
1. Do you want a shmoogle?

2. Hey, Do you want to come out and shmoogle?
by thenigel May 13, 2008
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Shmoopy doopy

When someone isn't shmoopy enough because they like showers then they become a shmoopy doopy
by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016
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shmoopy

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Shmoopsie

A perfect being who has no flaws.
Elijah acts very shmoopsie towards other people.
by ?juicey? December 1, 2022
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