Shmoopsie

A perfect being who has no flaws.

Elijah acts very shmoopsie towards other people.

by ?juicey? December 01, 2022

Shmoopsie

A word to call someone with zero rizz and is lacking in most categories (smarts, height, looks, etc.).

Elijah is acting like a big shmoopsie today.

by furriesunite December 02, 2022

Shmoopsie

A pet name for ANY cat 10 lbs. or under

Look at this precious kitty: "Come here my little shmoopsie kitty!"

by molls_the_great September 14, 2009

shmoopsie

See: Definition of Sassel

Oh, that dog looks like Sassel, what a shmoopsie.

by MoniqueO June 22, 2008

Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 03, 2018