Shmoofy

An adjective used to describe dogs named Rufus. Only dogs named Rufus can be shmoofy. A common nickname for Rufuses is “Shmoofy Roofy”. All Roofys are shmoofy, but they all have varying degrees of shmoofiness. It just so happens that my dog is the shmoofiest Roofy in all the land.

(Also yes, I’m aware that roofie is also a drug term, it’s just a cute nickname I have for my dog, ok?)

Oh my god, he’s so shmoofy!

What a Shmoofy Roofy!

by FunkyLittleGoblin July 23, 2022

shmoofer

Slang term for clothing iron

That bitch hit me with the god damn shmoofer!

by Frostytip June 18, 2024

shmoogum

to ejaculate or cum. sperm. verb

i shmoogumed in her mouth and on her breasts

by misa33 June 18, 2008

Shmoopty

This is when a close friend ends up dating a girl that is known to be both scandalous and dirty.

"Are you calling your Shmoopty?" or "I heard Kevin got himself a Shmoopty"

by wilk_killah March 30, 2009

shmoo

An Iron, like for ironing clothes

"She hit me wit da shmoo. You know, the thing ya shmoo da clothes out wit."

by jaimonn July 3, 2009

Shmoogi

A game with two players played in school. The object of the game is to tap your opponent's elbow when they're not looking. Their elbow must be creased at a right or acute angle for it to count. A tab is kept to see who gets the most points in one day. The one with the most taps (points) wins.

Sarah taps Simone's creased elbow while Simone's head is turned
Sarah: Yes! I have a point!
Simone: I always forget to pay attention to my elbow! Shmoogi is so hard! I'll get you back tomorrow!

by sinsarahly May 27, 2009

schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009