Sheff

means to cook cocaine to form crack n den slang it.

Da sheff jus left wit a bag.

by Allahatopia November 23, 2018

shmeat

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat

by alfano December 10, 2008

Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

by Abby____lololox August 21, 2016

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

sheef

The result of a shart and a queef simultaneously, creating a shit-fart out of a vagina.

I was going to town on her, but then she took a sheef all over my dick.

by Enine November 21, 2017

shmea

A Shaggy Dog or a dof that is shaggy

"Hey check out that shmea hes taking a crap"
"Cliff is a Shmea Bitch"

by Cursive March 14, 2005

sheffer

A bitch ass mofo

Damn that must be a sheffer the way he went down after that hit

by WagMastersgi gerking September 27, 2013