A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
by 777geez June 23, 2019
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Get the Sharise mug.A person who rigidly follows the rules and always does what they are told to do; a conformist; someone who is risk-averse.
by broneeho February 4, 2015
Get the Right Shark mug.Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.
Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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Get the Split Face Hair Shark mug.The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010
Get the Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark mug.When you crap you pants out of the fear you get from seeing a shark while swimming in the ocean, your crap is like sugar to the shark and it will go crazy and then attack you. This term was first used and popularized by Rob Dyrdek on his MTV show, "Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory".
Man I was surfing on vacation last summer in Australia and this Great White Shark came up behind me and I Shark Sugared everywhere, he then proceeded to bite off my left foot out of the sugar frenzy I created for him.
by curubtherock March 25, 2009
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