Shagoofed

When you hire overseas contractors to write content for your website and it comes back looking like hieroglyphics.

Did you see the latest blog post we had written about starting a trucking business? Dude, we got Shagoofed again!!!

by Synch911 December 9, 2022

sharkootery

man sucking on meat

He took the salami off the charcuterie board and went Sharkootery

by Lmtspcowboy January 8, 2023

Sharmoot

a man who is a whore/slut (female version= sharmoota)

oh my god he’s such a sharmoot

by whatzafak February 10, 2023

shagoofta

a large girthy penis that shags older women like sponges soak up water.

look, danny's pulled out his shagoofta at the family dinner! oh my goodness.

by gyaru03974 February 23, 2023

sharokh

Completely unreliable, disappears at night. Sleeps all day. But if shit goes down he’ll fight till the end

Oh look it’s the useless sharokh

by Catapillars April 24, 2023

Sharko

A sharko is a person who draws very attractive homosexual men.

Wow! That sharko’s art is so hot.

by verizon_819 July 15, 2023

Shagoplet

This is the salutation given when another person in your proximity coughs. Use this as you would "bless you" when one sneezes, or "excuse you" after a burp.

You sneeze and that lady next to you says, "Bless you," (looking you down as if she just discovered COVID-24). She then coughs, and you say, "Shagoplet".

by Justme2078 July 29, 2024