sex 

Plug it in! Plug it in!

A very pleasurable experience that may cause a child, but I have a definition to prevent this child. (Remove plastic if you want to have a child).

You first take the wrappers (known as clothes)off. Then you take the plug (or penis) and you put plastic (known as a condom) over it. Now you then take the plug and put it in the outlet (known as vagina) and plug it in. You will feel emense pleasure now. Normally, the electricity (or sperm) would go from the plug to the outlet (reverse to normal plugs and outlets) but thanks to that little plastic, the sperm wil not flow.

This is known as sex. Have fun.

sex by supersmasher10015 March 22, 2007

Sex 

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a womans vagina, then thrusts in and out until he comes.

Used to reproduce, or for sexual pleasure.

Jack hovered above Mary, his cock inches away from her pussy, he slowly inched closer until he was nearly inside of her.

"Please...please Jack" Mary said, "fuck me..." her voice trailed off as she said those last words.

Jacks cock tingled with anticipation, he took a breath before plunging into Mary.

Mary let out a cry of pleasure and squirmed under Jack waiting for him to thrust.

Jack slowly began to thrust in and out of Mary, grinding against her has he did so.

"Oh yes!" Mary cried out, "More Jack more! Faster!"

Jack did as he was asked, thrusting faster into Mary, his cock tingled with pleasure, he held it back, this felt to good to end it yet.

Mary moaned, her hands clutching the sheets of the bed "Ah! Oh that feels so good!"

Jack bit his lip holding in a moan as he thrust faster, he needed to cum, but would wait until Mary did.

"I'm gonna come!" Mary said her voice dripping with lust.

Jack pulled away from Mary, so that he almost exited her, then he thrust his whole cock into her.

"Oh!" Mary cried.

Jack felt his cock contract, and seconds later he came, spilling his seed into Mary. Mary came too, her pussy even wetter than before.

"Oh Jack..." Mary moaned. "That was amazing"

Sex

Sex by Boxhobo99 January 10, 2012

sex 

mmmmmmm.....sex :) feeling horny rite now:)

i unbuttoned Jasons shirt and pulled his jeans down o his knees. I loved the feel of his dick in my mouth. He pushed me onto the bed and started to finger me, flicking my clit and licking my pussy. He rolled over and shoved his dick up my vagina, thrusting his hips in and out. His head was resting on my boobs and he pulled out of me, drawing breath. I grabbed his dick and stroked it, while he moaned with pleasure.
Suddenly anne burst through the door and leap on the bed. Jason and her started to tounge each other, while i stroked her pussy. Then, she licked mine, and i had the best orgasm ever.
Best sex ever

sex by meishorny February 27, 2009

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1.A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.

"As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow"

sex by Lt. Ass VE Hump May 13, 2005

Sex 

The medically recognized cause of pregnancy in over 95% of women!

Sex causes pregnancy?! Oh, crap!

Sex by JBurton31 September 11, 2010

sex 

The most linked word on this site. For example, looking up cheese, shirt, and even words like pepsi, you can find the word sex linked to these words. It's plain proof that most people that write definitions for this site are perverted.

Words related to pepsi include: coke soda cola drink pop mountain dew coca cola coca-cola shit pepper sprite beverage sex dew bitch black penis diet alcohol beer caffeine cocaine max dick fuck fanta ice cocacola gay pepsi-cola drinks diet pepsi amp loser marijuana splash cunt delicious diet pepsi max emo 2 litter quebecer 7up pleasure french canadian halo spray dr. fizzy drink pwn

sex by jshonizzle October 16, 2008

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an art in which a man has to be more expierienced then a woman for it to be good. A male usually reaches his point of orgasm 3X faster then a woman so it takes alot of concentration and it has to be in the right position to. If sex is in the doggy style position then it is less pleasurable for the man and more for the woman(believe me fella's thats actually a good thing). In which case if the men and women are both at the same sexual level it is more likely that they will orgasm at the same time.

Sex is actually harder then you think

sex by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist September 9, 2006