Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.

Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.

by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015

Scotch Egg

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.

"I scotch egged her"

by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012

Pork Scotch Fridge

An appliance used by fat security guards for keeping all the food responsible for maintaining their waistline above 50 inches. To anyone else who has access to it its a repository for steaming piles of shit.

Pork Scotch (opening the Pork Scotch Fridge): Dear God what's that smell!

Maybe your food's gone off.

Pork Scotch: Someone's put a bag of shit in my fridge!

I saw some niggers hanging round earlier.

Pork Scotch: I'll kill 'em all!

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009

Scratcher

Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.

I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.

by DECEiFER March 3, 2008

chicken scratch

When your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself.

Tom's teacher complained that only Tom could read his won chicken scratch.

by Rich June 20, 2003

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

head scratcher

1. Noun. Any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.

2. Head scratch. Verb. Most common reaction when one spots a set of man boobs - especially when the man who is sporting the boobs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man boobs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity

(Jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
"Jeny, why are you scratching your head?" asks Michelle.

"Well, look." (points toward a young man.) "He has man boobs... but he isnt fat." Jeny replies.

"Hmmm," ponders Michelle. "Thats a real Head Scratcher."

by mac n fode August 10, 2006