Sam

She’s the best friend ever!! And she’ll help you through thick and thin!! She is super nice!! And very pretty!!!! She loves the same things you love and is an amazing person!

Sam is the best!

by Gooey Cooley August 14, 2022

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stop being a sam

by d4rkgold May 12, 2022

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a blue-eyed cutie that has a sexy smile. Sam's get all the girls and is everything you could want. Without Sam's the world would be bland and samless. Sam's are great friends that will stick with you forever and always has a good supply of peanut butter. He doesnt have a girlfriend because he cant chose between all his secret admirers. Everyone loves him. Sam's are at the top of the food chain. So popular that popularity doesnt even apply. WE LOVE YOU SAMS.

guy 1: hoot hoot wOOaHHh
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!

by pimp4jakepaul May 16, 2022

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Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022

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Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.

Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro

by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022

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