Semi-Suicidal

You wanna die but not that much

Bro I'm not suicidal, just Semi-Suicidal.

by Protito July 9, 2019

two penguins in a suit

Often confused with two chickens in some pants, it is in fact two penguins- Topsy and Bertram- in a suit, also known as (aka) the mod Avid Spark

Gamer 1: What's up with that mod?
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.

by Notintoracism December 20, 2010

Dutch Oven Suicide

Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.

Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?

Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.

by Some guy1 September 3, 2012

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

by jeff24 September 5, 2005

demob suit

at the end of the Second World War, returning servicemen underwent a 'demobilisation' process at various centres around the country. As part of this process of transitioning back into civilian life, they were issued with an outfit of civilian clothing. This included a new suit, which became known as a 'demob' (short for demobilisation) suit. Accordingly, the phrase has become synonymous with any suit that looks sufficiently mass-produced and out of style that no-one in their right mind would buy it themselves.

He goes to so few formal occassions, the last time he did he was wearing his demob suit.

by spudsey February 9, 2010

Suicide

Something that you may consider when you're in difficulty, but you shouldn't do that. You're precious, so please don't harm your life.

Elly, please don't commit suicide! You're so precious. How can I stay without you??

by austinlim July 10, 2022

facebook suicide

When you voluntarily cancel your facebook account because you either: 1)dropped out of school, 2) realize you are too old, 3) are sick of the applications everyone sends you, or 4)you are sick of people facebook stalking you.

Man, I had to commit facebook suicide voluntarily leaving facebookaccount closing once I turned thirty, because I started to feel pathetic when I got an app for which High School Musical Character Are You.

by sjkyr4 March 16, 2009