secret sissy

A usually very masculine guy who is in the closet about his homosexuality. These guys tend to date women but are really just useing it to cover up his desire for men.

I was surprised to find out just how many jocks at my school were secret sissy's.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."

Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011

Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan

The Mangekyou Sharingan (literally Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye in Japanese) is the 4th and highest level of the Uchiha clan's Sharingan (a technique from the wonderful anime, "Naruto"). Aquiring it signifies complete mastery of the Sharingan, which allows usage to techniques such as Amaterasu and Tsukiyomi. The secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan is that only those from the Uchiha clan who have achieved the 3rd level of Sharingan (3 teardrops in both eyes), and have killed their best friend, may use it. So far in the Naurto manga, Uchiha Itachi is the only one who has been revealed that has achieved such a level.

"If you open your eyes to the truth, including me, the number of people who can handle/deal with the Mangekyou Sharingan will have become three." - Uchiha Itachi to Uchiha Sasuke

by Haniruto September 2, 2005

secret santa

This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.

Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.

by rich rick March 30, 2010

secret rendezvous

a hidden affair to others between 2 individuals

Carolina and Josh had a secret rendezvous when she came over late at nite

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

secret

Somthing that was embarassing or shameful that will regretfully be told to someone else that will be told to others.

Everyone already knows your secret, and thats really nasty!

by Chris Beren January 21, 2006

Jonas Secrets

An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.

Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?

by LaurenJT December 23, 2008