Brighton rules

Requirement to have a pint of beer in every pub (not bar) seen on a walked journey.

We are playing Brighton Rules. Next pub you see we get a pinto

by Brighton_Rules May 30, 2021

texas hat rule

The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.

That girl just took my hat, i hope she knows the Texas hat rule

by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021

Man Love Rules OK

A funny phrase James May wrote on the side of Richard Hammond's pickup truck for the US Special of the BBC series Top Gear. This phrase became popular for them almost getting shot by people in Alabama. During a fuel stop they were confronted by "rednecks", who were offended by the slogans causing the crew and presenters to flee.

James May: *writes "Man Love Rules OK" on the side of Hammond's pickup truck*
Jeremy Clarkson: "what you've done James, is killed your friend..."

*later in Alabama*

Woman: Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?
Jeremy Clarkson: I am running for the border.
Richard Hammond: They could have killed us!
Jeremy Clarkson: I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables.

by Julian-does-a-lot November 12, 2022

Rule 36

If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.

Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."

by Yams June 24, 2007

one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black

Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010

Rule 69

Rule 69 is a term coined by the Floptok and Stan Twitter internet subcultures. It reads "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it." The maxim is inspired by Rule 34, a rule that states "If it exists, there is porn of it," and is based off of the abundance and occasional absurdity of CupcakKe remixes. Although the term is mainly used for remixes of music, it is not limited to the musical realm.

Meghan: Hey bestie, I made a CupcakKe remix of Wendy Williams fainting on stage!
Ashley: Oh my God girl, slay! Nothing is safe from Rule 69!

by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023

Rule of lol

This rule is applicable when a female or male writes "lol" more than one time in one sentence to another person consistently. It signifies that this male or female is on said person's dick (metaphorically speaking). As you will notice prolonging the phrase, "lol" sounds like someone is sucking a penis.

Wow he/she is writing "lol" twice in each sentence again and again.

He/she wants you, its the rule of lol.

by peaogomes May 3, 2010