rump rot

cancer of the asshole

It's hard to believe a lovely creature like Farah Fawcett could die of rump rot.

by goobrosity July 1, 2009

Jamaican Rump Shine

Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae.

Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?"
Katie: "Why?"
Lauren: "Ben gave me a Jamaican rump shine last night and his ball hair gave me rug burn"
Katie: "Oh snap!"
Lauren: "Yeah mon!"

by chogglepants007 May 22, 2009

Rumpel

One who is usually affiliated with warps in time and space.
Usually tall and lanky.
Often has a first name starting with a C

Produces copius amounts of methane.
ugghh.

Man where the fuck chris go...
Oh, he rumpeled outta here.

by Treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011

rumple cake

when two individuals stick there asses together and shit simutaneously, to make a ball of turds as they procced to eat it.

me and yo motha fuckin bitch was making a rumple cake and fed it to ya moms nigga!

by Wick3dRumpl3 July 19, 2012

Rumpholes

Donald Trump supporters.

Trump's Alabama pep rally drew a crowd of 30,000 rumpholes.

by Road_Kill October 15, 2015

rump ranger

One who explores the ass, and anal cavaties for one owns pleasure. Usually for gay men, that like men. Seriously, they have sex in the but.

The rump ranger relieved himself on Gary.

by Adibidibi March 4, 2003

Rumpelstiltskin

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

by JR DB December 16, 2009