by BendOver! September 12, 2003
Get the Ruhe mug.Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?
by Pierskin November 30, 2006
Get the ruben's mug.Originates from Moulovibazar. Part of Wildcross furniture. Very nice, makes great tea in the morning, thinks the whole world is china. Gullable! she's very broadminded, easily confused.
by the team ABC April 8, 2009
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as he talked, rubens girlfriend laughed while megan and her shot the picture with their mouth stuffed with doritos.
by megannngieeee August 11, 2009
Get the rubens girlfriend mug.Ruden is a very sad boy who is lonley he wants to feel love but he's already to heartbroken , if you ever meet one love him alot .
by Sadboy :'( May 21, 2018
Get the ruden mug.Ruben, as in a sweet, funny girl who is heaps tall and loves her food. I suggest not eating her food cause she'll then eat YOU! She brings a ray of sunshine wherever she walks kinda like Jesus but she's a Ruben, so she's not a Jesus. She pretty cool. I looooove her to the moon and back!!
Ruben is a sick cunt
by Rubenloveryusss September 11, 2014
Get the Ruben mug.gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy balls his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man boobs. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a cock tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick
he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master
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by the pimp master April 8, 2005
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