Giving or receiving

A versatile joke similar too that's what she said. Mostly used as a joke or as a insult towards a male. Maybe used toward females depending on the conversation.

"Man, last night was awesome. That blowjob was great."
"Giving or receiving?"

"Man, I sure love anal sex!"
"Giving or receiving?"

"My man sure is a freak, we stayed up all night doing anal."
"Were you giving or receiving!!!?"

by Capt.Rayban January 28, 2010

Racebaiting

A view-grabbing tactic and manipulative move that many popular news networks (such as CNN) thrive off nowadays due to the dying off television and the uprising of everything going digital. It is the use of one-sided story-telling from movements like #blm and feminism that display them crying over racism in which happens to be untrue, and there was no racism whatsoever, but social justice warriors use it like any other word so casually. But they won't tell you that, and because many people are too lazy to research nowadays, many people are lead to believe these false claims be true. Which brew up anger and cause race wars.

Guy 1: "I hate how all these news channels keep racebaiting. It's so fucked up."

Guy 2 (in response): "I know right? This honestly needs to stop."

by CJ203 April 18, 2018

recelect

Remember your past thoughts, Or what you've said in the past.

I recelected my memories of you.

by hyefive May 9, 2009

recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.

Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?

by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009

National give/receive head day

October 2, the day where you either give or receive head from who ever you ask.

Happy national give/receive head day! Now slam me some of that sloppy toppy.

by BussySlayer69 October 2, 2019

Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.

Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.

by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011

Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.

Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.

by Bangboy March 8, 2010