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coat rack

A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."
by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004
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spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009
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Gentleman's Re-Rack

During the game of Beer Pong, otherwise known as Beirut, a team can call a Gentleman's Re-Rack only when two cups remain on the opponents side.

The name "Gentleman's Re-Rack" alludes to the fact that it can be called even if all of the teams re-racks are exhausted, and it is seen as a gentlemanly gesture to grant them one last re-rack (seeing as the last two cups are often far away from one another).

Unlike normal re-racks, a "Gentleman's" can be called mid-turn. Although a call for a "Gentleman's" can legally be rejected, the team that rejects it will forever be labeled selfish cowards.

The actual structure of a "Gentleman's Re-Rack" is two cups in a vertical line, running parallel to the sides of the table.
Team 1 "Hey yo, lemme' get Gentleman's Re-Rack"

Team 2 "yeah sure"

Team 1 "Can you straighten that out a bit?"

Team 2 "No doubt."
by Young CB Buck June 11, 2009
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Eye Rack

1. Noun, the way a Southerner says "Iraq"
(Said to be the worst massacre of the nation's name)
Actual Pronunciation
Ir as in Irregular
Aq as in dark, that kinda a.

2. Boobies ya wanna take a look at
"Our great leader is punishing Eye Rack for 9/11 and Pearl Harbor," stated the Redneck,"Iran, Syria, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Palestinoes, France You FUCKS are next. Add MexiRican Border attackazoids to the list.

My girlfriend, Mandy, has an eye rack that I have fun playing and sucking on and massaging. Pamela Anderson's boobs b4 they shrivel up are an Eye Rack
by Ali Bashir February 1, 2006
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Arkansas Rack Attack

When You cut of a lady's left Boob with a 1987 brand pair of scissors, Load it into a M79 Grenade Launcher and proceed to run around the neighborhood, shooting a left boob at people while shouting "skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun dun dun ya done now. Traditionally done while wearing a "Sexy Pennywise" halloween Costume
OMG... Did you see Billy out their!!! He was Arkansas Rack Attacking people.
by BigOlFart November 9, 2017
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nice rack

description of a woman's breasts. Especially big, firm breasts
Stefi has a nice rack!
by 911rackrescue September 20, 2010
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Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.
by Jerry February 9, 2005
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