Richard

An alternative for Dick. Used to address someone who’s really mean and stupid for absolutely no reason.

Ellen DeGeneres is such a Richard!!

by Mr Plague Doctor March 28, 2025

Richard

A man who's dead inside. Lives up to the name Dick. The kind of person even a mother cant love

You can tell that guys a Richard because he's eating alone. Dont be a Richard

by RichardKingofhatred August 12, 2025

Richard

to quickly change the topic in a conversation

“this conversation is disturbing me, we need Richard.”
“Richard’s topic was no better. We must Richard to get rid of the Richard.”

by EvIsn’tAwesome February 23, 2026

richard!!

shockingly comical undersized phallus well below the lower bound of average

to otherwise LIE in the extreme

"richard!! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus

"richard!! stop fucking spamming UD with your BULLSHIT DICK claims"

by ZT 0599 June 15, 2013

Richard Hammond

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

richard gaas

An extremely good looking guy. Who you wanted to make out with in high school, but couldn't because he was always taken.

Me: Oh gosh Whitney, I really want to make out with that guy.
Whitney: Sorry, girl he's Richard Gaas

by carrie86 June 4, 2016

Richard in a box

A euphemism for dick in a box.

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.

by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014