Richard 

An alternative for Dick. Used to address someone who’s really mean and stupid for absolutely no reason.

Ellen DeGeneres is such a Richard!!

Richard by Mr Plague Doctor March 28, 2025

Richard

to quickly change the topic in a conversation

“this conversation is disturbing me, we need Richard.”
“Richard’s topic was no better. We must Richard to get rid of the Richard.”

Richard by EvIsn’tAwesome February 23, 2026

richard!! 

shockingly comical undersized phallus well below the lower bound of average

to otherwise LIE in the extreme

"richard!! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus

"richard!! stop fucking spamming UD with your BULLSHIT DICK claims"

richard!! by ZT 0599 June 15, 2013

Richard Hammond 

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

Richard Hammond by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

richard gaas 

An extremely good looking guy. Who you wanted to make out with in high school, but couldn't because he was always taken.

Me: Oh gosh Whitney, I really want to make out with that guy.
Whitney: Sorry, girl he's Richard Gaas

richard gaas by carrie86 June 4, 2016

Richard in a box 

A euphemism for dick in a box.

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.

Richard in a box by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard Hammond 

Richard Hammond, verb, to massively crash

I got my first car, hope I don't pull a Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond by Nabroleon April 14, 2017