queef

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

by nooneknowsme810 September 6, 2009

Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008

Queerfag

1. An effeminate man who prefers to masquerade like a woman with the intent of having sex with other men regardless of their sexual preference.
2. Members of the Homosexual community who are in the upper echelons of society for their abilities to be so flaming. Not meant to be used in a derogatory manner.

Joe: Hey Bud did you see that Queerfag in the Thai bar?
Bud: Yeah Joe, I almost went home with him, but then I saw the Adam’s apple.

by Boober June 29, 2004

queef stain

it is a stain left by a queef(pussy fart)

you are just another one of your mother's queef stains

by crack pipe ...kevin May 10, 2009

Queef Face

When a person's face smells that of a fishy or shrimp juice odor similar to a pussy fart.

John: Dude have you seen that chick Cathy?

Carlos: No, what's going on with her?

John: She's got a Queef Face Bro!

Carlos: That's fucking sick bro!

by Treezy504 November 27, 2009

Smelly Queef Trumpet

a deragatory term for a woman's private region, and/or a woman herself, whose vagina (1) smells of moldy fish and (2) queefs so much that a group of said vaginas could replace the trumpet section of a standard orchestra.

ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don't consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.

*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.

by Myles aka "Fort Knox" May 9, 2008

Georgia O'Queef

A girl who is so loose that everytime a penis or phallic object enters her vagina she rips a queef; hence the name; Georgia O'Queef.

George: Jenna is so hot...

Drew: Don't bang her though, she's a real Georgia O'Queef.

by that.boy.is.a.monster February 25, 2010