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Pan Handlers Putin

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.
by Peacockthree May 13, 2005
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Vladimir Putin fuckin

When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian
Ohhh look there’s Chris
Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka
by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019
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Vladimir Putin

A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)
Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!
by Erex69 March 23, 2022
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Russki Putin

The type of shit you take after a long night of drinking beers with the comrades, usually very liquidy and smelly.
Man that part last night was so crazy I woke up and had to take a russki Puttin

That russki Putin should have been a war crime how bad it smelled
by JJ Books March 17, 2022
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Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un

He is a man who will slay all of human in dis word. He is king of all living things. One day he will destroy all the universe. Noone can fight him. He only have 1 weaknest. His weakness is NIPPLES
Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un
by Me nem yis jeff October 17, 2017
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Vladmir Putin

dont start the war vladdy daddy (Vladmir Putin)
by krazy_kookoo!!! February 24, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.
Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.
by Definitions With Class August 11, 2022
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