the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.

The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.

by Constable June 19, 2022

Two Knuckle Puppet

The act performed when a male or female inconspicuously inserts their hand into clothing of a female while in a social setting. A finger is then inserted into her vagina and is manipulated in way that will cause stimulation. The puppet master continues the finger movement as the puppet continues to interact with others in the public setting. The period of time the act is performed is often referred to as a "two knuckle puppet show".

The look of embarrassment came across Jill's face as the dog pulled down the jacket she had draped across her lap, exposing Jack's hand pushed deeply into Jill's Pants, causing their two knuckle puppet show to come to an end.

by Snatch(Beer30) May 3, 2011

North Dakota mud puppy

To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota

Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.

by North Dakota mud puppy September 24, 2023

Not in front of the puppies, Pete!

A phrase often used by members of the Fall Out Boy fandom. The phrase originated from Buzzfeed Celeb's Youtube video titled "Fall Out Boy Plays With Puppies (While Answering Fan Questions)" at the time of 3:35-3:37 released on May 24, 2017.

This Youtube video consists of Fall Out Boy's bassist/songwriter, Pete Wentz and lead singer, Patrick Stump pulling questions out of a bowl and answering them, all whilst playing with puppies.

(Question: What songs will be on your tour set list?)
Pete: I'm gonna be gravely honest. . .
Patrick: Not in front of the puppies, Pete!

by brendonsuke May 24, 2018

puppiness

The feeling of unbearable joy brought on by the appearence of puppies.
A fluffy, happy feeling of adorable joy from the undisputed masters of cuteness, puppies...

When the 3 labrador puppies woke up and started playing, I was overcome with a feeling of puppiness

by CyberElectric July 7, 2005

Puppet Show

Attaching a loop of string to the under carriage of your testicles leaving the 2 string ends hanging out of the top of your boxer shorts. You then become the puppeteer of the penis causing it to do actions of your choice. This can be done to music or as a silent piece.

Listening to a particularly basey dance track simply in your boxer shorts giving it a right testicle lift followed by a left testicle lift as you would do with your feet on the dance floor, basically getting your puppet show on!

by andywoodman September 24, 2011

puppasaur

The offspring of a canine and tyrannosaurus.
Has a little puppy tail and enjoys hitting bongs. Has intelligence enough to grow his own crops, so he will never run out of bowl packs. Puppasaur enjoys human contact, especially smoke circles with stoners.

"Hey man, a puppasaur just moved next door. Let's go see if it wants to get lit."

by Bana-damn. Bananana-damn March 3, 2009