Pretend

To pay for an item or service in advance

The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Peret

A name given to the twistyest member of TeamSLAG... he is very Peretish and very cool...

"Peret!"
"Hi"
"Do something Peretish"
"nah, im too lazy m8"

by Purest April 21, 2005

pretendcious

1. adj: a delectable combination of being simultaneously precious and tender
2. adj: pretentious... kind of

1. That moment when we professed our everlasting favoritism for each other? Pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.

by Nah of the Piney Northwest January 14, 2009

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretend as though

Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.

Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though

by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

Preteen

As a 10 year old (soon to be 11) we aren’t exactly stereotypical. Some think we shop at Sephora or Hot Topic but nahhh. Though I did go to Hot Topic once but there wasn’t any merch for my shoes that fit on me. Instead of that I just shop at H&M. Some people think we try to grow up too fast but no. All in all I still watch cartoons, play Roblox, and do ridiculous stuff like trying to build a teleportation device. We are more mature than some think. And we may like going on adventures with friends. All in all, some are EXTREMELY immature, but some aren’t

Immature preteen vs regular preteen
Immature one: OMG!!!! I HAVE TO GO BUY NEW CLOTHES!!!! (Even though she has enough)

Regular one: My clothes aren’t fitting anymore. I should go buy some new ones

by LovelyPrincess123 April 23, 2020