pooshmere

a word that means almost nothing so it can be used universaly i like to use it as an insult

what a fukin pooshmere

by theasshole May 19, 2007

pooshake

A combination of dried (either by the heat of the sun, or by oven) excrement with milk.

Stevo: Damn Bubba it's so hot in here. U got anythin to drink?

Bubba: Hell yeah, try one of my pooshakes

by Peter Blomley June 18, 2008

Pooscavator

a person that looks for items in his/her shit that they shouldn't have swallowed

Jon was a total pooscavator when he went looking for his corn from dinner.

by tripletreythreat August 30, 2009

Pooshin

Pooshin Is a name for an uncommon condition where a person Unloads a massive amount of Poo at one time, So much that it "Rockets" out of the Anus at speeds of a Cheetah. Genders have different circumstances for this condition to occur, for the Male, The scrotum must be pinched in the right area for the Pooshin to happen. For the Female, if The inside fleshy part of the Vagina where to be Twisted, then Tickled afterwards, it would cause the Effects of Pooshin to Occur.

"Barnie trapped his Testicles between the toilet seat again and all i could hear was the catastrophic sound of an Unloading Pooshin in the Bathroom."

"Vahalenia was hiking one day, then all of a sudden, A Fly flew into her vagina and twisted her labia, then the fly flew away causing a tickling sensation afterwards. Vahalenia Began to run as Massive amounts of Poo began to fill here panties because of Pooshin."

by Gyrobot February 23, 2014

Poosearch

1:research you do while pooping
2:fun facts you learn while pooping
3:self reflection while pooping

1: I don't have a lot of time to write my paper and I have to poop, I better poosearch to save time!
2: Person 1:Did you know if you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
Person 2: Where did you learn that?
Person 1: From my POOSEARCH!
Person 2: Cool!!
3: I learned a lot about myself while poosearching

by BOSH.0 July 12, 2014

poose juice

The fresh juices from a vagina during oral sex

Yo dude, during 69 last night I got a big mouth full of poose juice.

by ThatOneGuy2170 October 29, 2015

Poose

poose, v. To nap, sleep, or be tired

poosed, adj. in an advanced state of tiredness

Bro, Max took two hits off the blunt and now he's about to poose on the floor.
Anna almost made it through the first half hour of Pirates of the Caribbean before she poosed.
I'm so fucking poosed right now I gotta tacky then hit the sack.

by master_of_gort June 3, 2018