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Poosearch 

1:research you do while pooping
2:fun facts you learn while pooping
3:self reflection while pooping
1: I don't have a lot of time to write my paper and I have to poop, I better poosearch to save time!
2: Person 1:Did you know if you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
Person 2: Where did you learn that?
Person 1: From my POOSEARCH!
Person 2: Cool!!
3: I learned a lot about myself while poosearching
Poosearch by BOSH.0 July 12, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch

Presearch It! 

1. To "Presearch" something, meaning to look it up/search on Presearch.Org

Presearch is a Decentralized Search Engine
- Search privately
- Receive better results
- Get rewarded with the Presearch decentralized search engine in $PRE

- Powered by blockchain technology.
Visit Presearch.org, use it just like Google but you get better results/privacy/and get rewarded.
At Presearch enter for the following to Presearch It!: "What is the price of BTC"
Presearch It! by MechanicJoe October 5, 2021

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.
Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.
poonarchist by JimmyDick. November 28, 2007

poonarchy 

A system of government where there is no government, just poontang. Similar to anarchy only there are rules that only involve vaginal intercourse.
poonarchy in the U.K. man!!!
poonarchy by Jimmydick. November 27, 2007

Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache
Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

pooterchick 

1. Female (chick) proud to be in a computer (pooter) job
2. Geek girl who rips apart or builds computers for fun
3. Gamer with lady parts
4. Woman of remarkable achievement in the world of computer science
5. Big cheese or inventress for an IT or technology company

Female hardware and software engineers, technical support and network analysts, database administrators, internet marketers, SEO gurus, e-commerce and web developers, programmers and computer scientists are all pooterchicks.
I'm a pooterchick. I do cool stuff with pooters. Got a lot more RAM than you think and an ultra-capable CPU.

Famous pooterchicks:
- Mary Lee Woods (mummy to Tim Berners-Lee)
- Sophie Wilson (designed Acorn computer)
- Carly Fiorina (ex-CEO of Hewlett Packard)
- Meg Whitman (ex-CEO of Ebay)
pooterchick by seogeekbabe August 6, 2011
To find out what you are actually going to research, once you get there. Well known to lazybums who don't bother reading assignments and such.
"What are you going to write about in your Bachelor Assigment?"

"I don't really know yet, still haven't done my presearch"
Presearch by Arne And March 6, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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