paste-eater

A person that swallows "the paste" when performing fellatio

So she's not the cutest but hey, she's a real paste-eater.

by flyingtiger May 27, 2005

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past game

An MMORPG you no longer play.
(Taken from past life)

"You may have met me in a past game"

by Jag C October 30, 2007

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The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

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Shife Paste

A sorry weak skinny boy that is milky in color.

Dang mug, you’re a shife paste. I’m surrounded by shife pastes. That shife paste caint lift that 2x4. I bet that shife paste takes it in the butt.

by Ki Caw January 13, 2022

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Past Shaming

Bringing up someones past mistakes from years ago when they have made an effort to change their ways.

Gary: I heard Pete became a qualified teacher.

Phill: Seriously!? Didn't he used to steal from shops when he was younger and got arrested a few times?

Pete: Oi knock it off with your past shaming! Those happened years ago and now I have changed my ways!

by Ron-Magnifico January 24, 2018

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