Chasing Paper

A person who only goes after money.

Today the only thing im going to worry about is chasing paper at work.

by Lynntia May 22, 2009

best page in the universe

Best Page in the Universe is a website created by a writter called Maddox. This site features articles ranting about his hate towards children, old people, women, and the Titanic. He is an amazing writer who will bash the daylights out of anyone or anything he likes. There is a society called Mothers Against Maddox. This group tries to get Maddox of the internet, and want to shut down his site. His articles feature loads of foul language, and adult material.

Best Page in the Universe is THE Best Page in the Universe.

by Maddox4Everyone July 2, 2008

Paiger

The nickname for paige, because paige isn't long enough for its own nickname; now it sounds like a piece of technology.

"Hey Paiger, let's go to the mall!"

by sydneykaiixox February 22, 2009

brown paper bag money

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

by Borbus January 9, 2008

see you in the funny pages

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

by Jeema November 10, 2005

Paper Asshole

A guy who talks a lot of shit but fails to deliver. I.E a fraud, a fake, or a phony.

Yo Mike R. really thinks he's tough but he ain't shit but a paper asshole.

by Projectpat1983 June 1, 2016

Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006