Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia May 21, 2011

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 29, 2010

Prominent Package

Also known as the PP. Zacharia Buckle's male package. Something too glorious to not make eye contact with.

When Mr. Buckle walked in wearing that body suit and he was rockin the Prominent Package!

by GentleBeast27 September 01, 2015

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 August 02, 2013

Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme April 02, 2018

garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

by CaptainCoolArrow February 03, 2023

packaged warfood

Army rations especially the food that is served and eaten during war time.

We need to be thankful for packaged warfood!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 08, 2017