Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back
The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM
by Drew’s McPeeonme April 02, 2018
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garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.
Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.
by CaptainCoolArrow February 03, 2023
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packaged warfood

Army rations especially the food that is served and eaten during war time.
We need to be thankful for packaged warfood!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 08, 2017
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Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.
Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!
by california.halifornia May 21, 2011
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Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.
Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!
by Ichabod Ezechiel October 29, 2010
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Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
by Art Corr June 06, 2020
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