Pretensche

A less pretentious version of the word 'pretentious'.

"Do you see that the way that guy on the train wore a zoot suit and pretended to read Ulysses while secretly looking down the shirt of the girl next to him? He was so pretensche."
"Shoegaze and vaporwave are just pretensche mashups of random noise, not actual genres."

by sadbitch June 26, 2014

inverted Pretentite

someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks

i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with plastic cheese, that means i am an inverted pretentite

by searsy79 June 3, 2009

pretentious loser

see pretentious indie fuck
or indie fuck

sureyya is a pretentious loser.

by mike July 19, 2004

pretendetarian

A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".

A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.

See also: Faketarians

That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!

by SaganGathering February 4, 2008

pretenduate

1) A melding of the words "Pretend" and "Evaluate"

2) The act of evaluating something that does not exist.

“Since this function doesn’t exist, we will simply Pretenduate it”

by Karmmott April 11, 2005

Mr./Miss Pretentious

A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.

Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)

by Mr. Pretentious October 30, 2008

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004