There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.
By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.
by Nacho November 19, 2004
An addiction to the "Net," or the World Wide Web. Generally noticeable by lack of social skills. Used and coined by www.netsyndrome.net because Spydir Web r0xr0z j00r b0x0rz.
Dude you got the net syndrome.
FUCK YOU I'VE ONLY BE UP FOR 53 HOURS READING ALL THE COOL STUFF SPYDIR WEB HAS TO SAY ON WWW.NETSYNDROME.NET.
He doesn't say anything cool, dude.
...Fuck you.
FUCK YOU I'VE ONLY BE UP FOR 53 HOURS READING ALL THE COOL STUFF SPYDIR WEB HAS TO SAY ON WWW.NETSYNDROME.NET.
He doesn't say anything cool, dude.
...Fuck you.
by Spydir Web July 05, 2004
A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash
by Wobbe January 20, 2009
Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!
by Torch City February 03, 2010
Shitter Net: A term used when getting unexpected results while online.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.
2- What you call the internet when it's running slow.
Fred: Man I've been try upload these photo's to my new website. And it's moving real slow?
Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.
Larry: That's why they call it the Shitter Net
Susan: Why I am getting all these pop ads when I am line?
Gary: That's the Shitter Net for you.
by v83image January 25, 2012
Having Extreamly Bad Internet
by Call master November 27, 2017
DAD!!!!!! Why did you install Net Nanny!! I'm a big kid, not a bad kid Dad: You searched up swear words in the last week Child: But I learned my lesson. But you didn't DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you disable Minecraft?, that's my favorite game!!! Dad: It's too violent, the age rating is 7 to 9 plus, you are 4 years old. Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! So we're cancelling the Minecraft Class? Dad: Yes.
by Chubbyface February 21, 2021