Office Dick

A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.

“Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”

by Office Sadness August 30, 2011

office basketball

When somebody's trying to hit a trash can with a crumpled piece of paper.

Susie: "God dammit, Jess! My boss freaks me out every miss he makes playing office basketball to see me bending!! Damn perv!"

by niksve December 25, 2010

Office Space Syndrome

Suddenly and inexplicably not giving a fuck at work and life in general. Often caused be completing a huge project or being blasted by a superior. A reference to the 1999 Mike Judge comedy 'Office Space', in which case the cause was hypnosis.

Employee 1: "Now that the Milkowski case is over, I have the best case of Office Space Syndrome. Let's grab a Beer."
Employee 2: "It's 9am."
Employee 1: "DGAF Nation!"
Employee 2: "Fuck it, I'm in."

by D Pizzy October 21, 2008

jack in office

A petty, self-important, low-ranking official

Our Dean is such a jack in office

by Stephen Jiang December 3, 2007

is there an officer problem?

to be so shwayested when pulled over by the po po and mistakenly jumble up your words

excuse me, is there an officer problem?

by Double AYE July 16, 2010

Naval Officer

The finest officers of the United States military. They are the most motivated, the most intelligent and the finest leaders of any of the nation's officer corps.

I am a Naval Officer. I command a 98,000 ton warfighting vessel, orchestrate air strikes, launch commando raids, plan invasions and gather intelligence in ways that other branches dream about.

So, whatcha do in the army or the marines? Stack boxes?

by go NAVY, beat ARMY November 7, 2010

Office Lichens

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004