Soggy Noodle

A tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.

After multiple failed attempts at loosening Sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.

by MoonBeamFrog April 25, 2011

noodlenose

An term of endearment one uses when addressing one who is very comely. This word has been connected with British royalty as King Henry used it to his six wives. It is also rumored that Prince Charles has used this term to address his girlfriend. This word passed down from royalty has not yet gained popularity amongst the plebeians, but a select few scholarly people has adopted it for their own use to address their own loved ones. It is rumored that when a male address a female by "noodlenose" it has the power of undressing the female.

Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.

Mer,
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin


Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.

man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.

by Kaytozee December 30, 2008

2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

by mohawk March 5, 2005

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

ramen noodles

pfft!!!! The best instant food on EARTH, created in Japan and originally used for japanese astronauts, they are now mostly consumed by poor college students, and ppl who wish they were japanese.

Chicken is one of the best flavores..I like cup ramen the best because it has the little dehydrated chickend and veggies in it...Yum.

by fook May 29, 2005

Noodled

Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.

1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle

by Noodle Supporter May 25, 2012

bix nood

4chan-chan slang: a placeholder for something racist against black people. Can be used both as a direct racist statement, as well as something a person might say which reflects poorly on his/her race.

BIX NOOD MOTHERFUCKER!
black person: "BIX NOOD"

by Peter Shaw July 1, 2005