newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.

Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.

by papabenny February 28, 2018

Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.

FIG NEWTON

by Gentile22,, July 19, 2016

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it

Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems

by AmboNec September 21, 2013

Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle

She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her

by S-T-G December 5, 2011