Rocko's Modern Life

The best cartoon evar on Nickelodeon.

Rocko's modern life pwned.

by qwerewq March 18, 2004

Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)

Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!

by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010

modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)

Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line

by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005

Moderation

An imaginary place that exist where ever you drink.

I always drink in moderation and wake up the next morning feeling like shit.

by liquidcocain November 11, 2009

Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2

Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.

Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.

Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.

by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009

Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare

Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"

by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010

modernism

A state in which irony becomes existentially externalized; usually through the introduction of new technology which is a skeuomorph of prior technology e.g. factories replacing farms in the era of late 1880's industrialization.

Modernism shifted parody from the literary to the existential; and heavily foreboded the existential self-parody of postmodernism.

by sandraxine October 29, 2017