dirt merchant

A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.

That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!

Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!

by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010

dirt merchant

derogatory term for paparazzi, or anyone involved in the tabloid magazine/celebrity gossip business

“those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”

“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

Merchant One Hundred

A term for money and resources lost in the failed colonies in early America, particuparly life casualties, causing the stock holders to merge with successful ones. Any collateral damage to invested money, public health, including the environment, by risky ventures by corporations that don't have successful foresight in the initial stages of a project.

There's always a risk in the business of making easy cash, so plan for the expectation of the initial merchant one hundred .

by DagmarDiPotino September 21, 2018

Methany Tinderella

A thic white bitch tweeked out on meth, who fucked over 60 tinder matches in the summer of 2019. She is also wanted by several law enforcement agencies at any given time and will suck your dick like her freedom depended on it.

Did you know that Methany Tinderella is also know as the Tricounty Fuck Slut?

by TinderellaONice November 16, 2019

Filth Merchant

someone who is involved with the usage and distribution of filth.

i'm going to that filth merchant over there to buy some filth.

you absolute filth merchant

by lounging_howeh October 7, 2009

Patter Merchant

Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...

"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"

-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!

by hollister1979 March 22, 2012

pipe merchant

someone who loves or is very skilled at using a man's penis (pipe)

Rebecca Feighery is a professional pipe merchant

by TalTallon March 5, 2011