Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

Mechanically Inclined

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.

Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.

by Enginear September 24, 2018

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004

Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.

That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011

mechaniacal

A robotic villian. Combination of the words mechanical and maniacal.

The cyborg mechaniacal lust for blood was only superceded by it's needs for rustoleum based paints.

by Trever "Parlay" Trader October 24, 2005

mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters

Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters

by Sparkysdofuckall June 20, 2018

Mechanix Run

The act of running with a slight slouch and both arms horizontally level with the shoulders changing to a downward 90 degree angle at the elbow and having each hand clenched.

Jim! do the mechanix run!

by RazorsEdge709 April 14, 2008