mandoli

When a guy spends the whole weekend with his girlfriend, and does no worthwhile work, he is said to be doing mandoli with his girlfriend.

Guy 1: What is your plan for the weekend?
Guy 2: What else? Mandoli of course!

by Definist December 15, 2011

Manbortion

when a man goes to get a vasectomy.

My friend had a manbortion so he could copulate freely with random plus pieces around the world.

by EVAHH, TRU-D AND BIG BLACK MAN December 18, 2012

Mandodo

The residuals of a male's constant use of the same articles of clothing, furniture, living space, etc, for extended periods of time, usually resulting from a lack of cleaning.

"I think you should clean my sheets before you do your girl in my bed. She may not like the smell of my mandodo"

Dude 1: your couch stinks!
Dude 2: yeah, its my mandodo :D

by 5249er February 16, 2009

manbopper

a guy who likes to comment about his butt

ryan mark is a manbopper

by OGBSDJIUGJKNE June 9, 2009

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Sydney Fecknical High Fool

eat your vegetables!

by Fletcure September 18, 2003

Manaois

A surname to be most sacred. It fits last name "Fernandez" with perfection. It was said in history that a "manaois" should marry a "fernandez" without any disregards.

i love you bea manaois!
-miguel Fernandez

by panibino. July 12, 2011

Mando Minute

A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.

"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"

by Elisu September 24, 2015