Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018

mosqyeeto

A Mosquito, with the OK hand emoji on every leg and the crying laugh emoji on its face.

Person 1: This is a beautiful mosqyeeto.

Normie: No, it's just a weird colored Mosquito.

by CommitToasterBathXD December 28, 2018

Messy

The way James Charles acts on Twitter.

Did you see James Charles' last tweet about the latest scandal he was in? It was so MESSY!

by gilmoregirlsgeek May 5, 2019

mossengren

when you forget to turn off your camera when you get in th shower!

i can beleive i was on my conference call and my video camera was on, and mossengren my team!

by aka Ringo May 8, 2020

Mossed! [Beta]

Trash game that has bad unboxing system i can't unbox radioactive cuz sack is bad and he mad i got every skin

Marco hates Mossed! Beta cuz he can't unbox the skin

by DumbassMarco October 11, 2020

m3ssym0nday

m3ssym0nday is an instagram tea page, she's an icon really. her name is cece. she deactivated a while back this year due to a certain situation, but she says she might be back on august 2021. stan m3ssym0nday.

"wow, did you see what m3ssym0nday posted?"
"yeah, i can't believe it! her tea page keeps me up to date on everything."

by cashbanana November 1, 2020