briefcase mong

A phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.

Jay: Alright briefcase mong?

Will: I am here you know.

by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011

BTEC Mong

Some spaztic who does/did BTEC and is going to get a free disabled parking space and an extra chromosome.

I'm actually Turning into a BTEC Mong

by Nimrod June 14, 2016

jew mong

A Jewish Mongoloid. See; Mongoloid

Josh just fucking slobbered all the fuck over me, what a fucking Jew Mong.

by Jew Mong April 25, 2008

Tonge mong

Word used for people who come from an area of Bolton Lancashire, most of them are brain dead morons. Have no dress sense, drink to much, thick as fuck, drop outs and fuck wits. Northern thick twats.

Where you from, Oh your a tonge mong.

by cosmic101 May 28, 2011

fish mong

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate

What did you do last night
(Fish mong)

by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017

pot mong

Similar to stoner but more stupid.

He forgot my birthday! The fucking pot mong!

by The Captain... March 11, 2017

speccy mong

A simple minded man with a jovial spirit. Lacks Intelligence and social skills.

"Is that a monkey?" ...
"Shut up you speccy mong"

by beefyboy69 November 14, 2017