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Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong
Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
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Mong

Fuck sake blane you cunt, you’re such a mong
by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019
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Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs
Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.
by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014
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Mong

Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’
by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019
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Mong

People who are British or have the name
Hugh and Gus you are such mongs
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Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”
by JungWalt August 25, 2022
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Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...
OK Mongy Mong I can hear you

Wam bam mongy mong I have come
by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022
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