Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion

Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE

by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021

Jesus

The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.

Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.

by Perfectpages January 6, 2019

Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.

“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

“Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”

by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020

Jesus

Savior

Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!

by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022

Jesus

Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.

basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.

the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!

after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!

by Smoke Destructer December 28, 2008

Jesus

Verb.

To have sex with someone more than once.

From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.

I can't wait to give her the Jesus

by Samurer May 26, 2011

Jesus

Jesus is a name and word used for who is a godly figure people say the name sometimes in startling moments and Jesus is known as a male figure but takes on many figures such as female and male. Or other things idek 👍

“My lord and savior jesus”

“Little child shits all over them self “
Care taker: JESUS CHRIST! CHILD!...

by @PaigeDuhFever February 5, 2020