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Jesus

Jesus is a smart boy that everyone thinks is going to fail in life. He alwas thinks less of himself when he should not. Everyone well be lucky to have as a friend. If he make a mistake he try to fix it no matter how big the mistake was. When he’s mad he likes to spend time alone to take off his steam . He also is a nerd that has a huge creativetity but for some reason he always looks sad when he really he’s feeling no emotion. Jesus is a weird and complex kid to understand. But when you get to know him he’s one of the kindest guys you’ll ever know
Kid:hey isn’t that Jesus

Kid2:yeah that is
Kid: I wonder why no one understands hin
by Higowareyou December 8, 2018
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Jesus

Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”
by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020
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Jesus

Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!
by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
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Jesus

Verb.

To have sex with someone more than once.

From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.
by Samurer May 26, 2011
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Jesus

Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.

basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!

after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
by Smoke Destructer December 28, 2008
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Jesus

Jesus is one of a kind. He will be one of the nicest Mexicans you’ll ever meet. Jesus’s have multiple personalities he falls in love with someone with a great personality. Jesus’s are usually kinda short, dreamy, tan and brown hair. He is the funniest guy to be around and they are rare so if you have a Jesus in your life your a lucky one.
Jesus is a funny one of a kind
by A GREAT May 26, 2019
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